Found a buncha stuff in the ladyfriend’s attic. Glued it together. Called it art.
I’m deep.
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“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
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Hobbiton is a real place.
Graham. Please. Just shut the fuck up and let HIM DREAM!
This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
seriously
are you fucking kidding me
who would buy one? thats depressing on all kinds of levels
what the hell?!
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’
God bless drag queens.
@SLYLIKEAFOX
STOP POSTING PORN I SWEAR TO GOOOOODDDD!!!!!! My little brother likes to get onto Tumblr and read the funny things I post, but if he stumbles on your stuff I’M SCREWED. OH MY JESUS. IF YOU DON’T STOP, I’M GONNA SEND YOU GAY PORN. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY PORRRRRRRRRRRNNNNN.
kthnx
